Free hosting offer... would you take it up?

I may offer free hosting, so tell me whether you would take me up on this deal:

ONLY A PROPOSED DEAL! REPLY IF YOU WOULD TAKE IT IF I OFFERED IT! DO NOT EMAIL ME WITH QUESTIONS FOR IT!

Price: FREE (No strings attached, promise. Ya'll know me. I used to be one of you, a free hostee.)

Space: 75-100 MB (Depending on how much space I can afford and how many signups)

Data Transfer: 2/3 GB (probably more, this is just temporary figure)

Features: PHP, CGI (No resource intensive programs, please), Perl, MySQL, Domain Hosting, Basically anything you want, I'll do. I have no limits

Support: Expect Answers within 2/3 days, unless other people help you in the forum (hey, it's free, and Im one person)

Ads: Banner on every page(above the fold). Or you can have a popup/under on the index only, and a text link on every page(easier to incorporate). Sorry for the ads, I hate them too but I need to have them on here to make some money, you know?

MINIMUM REQUIRED UNIQUES: I hate to do this, but I cant have people just randomly joining. This will be more of a closely knitted community than a big free host. I need AT LEAST 1,500 Uniques a month. More will get your application more likely to make it in. More uniques will also mean better features.

Rules: No Warez, Porn, or anything that can be deemed illegal or offensive. Dont hide the ads, you will be deleted. You make A LOT less than the required hits, you will be deleted. (a little less is okya, just do better next month)

So would you do this offer? Let me know, and I'll offer it as soon as I see people actually like it!